Put a jaunty bow in your hair? Get some highlights? Buy a fab new lipstick and some killer heels? Alas, it appears I only know how to make shih tzus and other women feel prettier.
Something spiteful. And full of schadenfreude. The internet helps - find some weak site and mock it in your head.
Or - something constructive, like cleaning out things. Going through your closet and throwing out the old stuff can help you feel leaner without excercising.
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Date: 2007-03-23 02:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-23 04:11 pm (UTC)Kill me.
Alas, it appears I only know how to make shih tzus and other women feel prettier.
"Shih tzu" is a funny name.
Tbanks for trying. :)
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Date: 2007-03-23 04:21 pm (UTC)Or - something constructive, like cleaning out things. Going through your closet and throwing out the old stuff can help you feel leaner without excercising.
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Date: 2007-03-23 04:26 pm (UTC)That's a good one!
What I really need to do is purge some of my books. I'm hampered by the fact that destroying a book is REALLY REALLY WRONG, and by that little voice:
"...but... but... what if I want to read them later?"
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Date: 2007-03-23 06:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-23 06:46 pm (UTC)