I Can Hear the Worms Turn in the Earth

[jmatonak]

As some of you know, I am a big fan of a show that used to be on called Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I haven't seen a complete episode of Buffy in... two years or so. I wanted to see if I could still remember a line from each of the major characters.

BUFFY: Ten. I am serious to the amount of ten.
WILLOW: Ooo, Daddy's home- I'm in wicked trouble now!
XANDER: Where's the guy who made me his spider-eating man-bitch?
GILES: Stop that- I can hear the smacking!
SPIKE: I would, but I'm paralyzed with a fit of not caring very much.
TARA: My god, that's a big shake.
ANYA: Vampires. They kill people. Take it easy, Joan.
ANGEL: That guy really bugs me.
RILEY: I've found that "I'm here to violate your first born" never really goes over well with parents.
FAUTH: What are you, the narrator?
CORDELIA: Tact is just not saying true things. I'll pass.
JOYCE: Have you tried not being the Slayer?

I could not remember a complete line from Dawn. (I wanted to do her line from Lessons: "The stake is not the power... To Serve Man is a cookbook..." but I forgot parts of it.) So sad. I'm sure there are minor errors in some of these, as well. Finally, I decide who's a major character and who isn't. So nyaaah.

Comments

[shadowlass.livejournal.com]

Nice list--but how could you forget "Get out get out GET OUT!"? The ultimate Dawn line. :)

I haven't seen a full episode of Buffy in ages. And I still love it to pieces, but now it makes me sad to watch it. Damn show, making me love it and then going off the air.