I give this one an "Oh, brother...!"

There's a new Spider-Man movie coming out. There's a new Fantastic Four movie coming out, and this one looks like an actual FF story with the trippy and everything. Further out on the horizon are a new Batman movie and gosh-only-knows what else.

Why am I so thoroughly uninterested in all of these, even though I still read the appropriate comics? Seriously, this isn't a rhetorical setup for an opinion piece. I don't understand why I don't care more. It's not just me being mopey. I'm looking forward to the new Buffy series.

What is it about superhero movies that I just cannot be bothered?